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Everton 4 Fulham 1
As ‘wake up calls’ go, a 4-1 win that takes you up into fourth place is far from the worst sort. Despite Roberto Martinez’s warnings about taking Fulham lightly though, […]
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Swansea Preview
‘The English language is the wall that divides us, and ‘fuck’ is my chisel’ – Tommy Tiernan, 2008 Right then, Swansea City away. It’s going to be a short one […]
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Sunderland and Southampton and That
The games are officially coming all Darren Huckerby now – that’s right, ‘thick and fast’ – so once again we adopt the lazy-arse scattergun approach of talking about what’s going […]
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Everton 4 Queens Park Rangers 0
Previously, on This Is Not Football… Right, so after we got beat by Sunderland we had a hard game against Southampton, especially with a couple of big players suspended, but […]
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Norwich City Preview
Thanks for all the messages informing us that a raw, unfiltered version of this preview was released onto the market in error on Thursday night. Rumours have it that a […]
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Stevenage and the Derby and That
‘Don’t look down, lad. Don’t look down. I’ve got some good news for you and some bad news. The good Continue reading →
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Liverpool 4 Everton 0
Is it safe to look yet? Have they stopped scoring? Just where do you start with a night like that? Continue reading →
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Everton 2 Aston Villa 1
Winning this game probably isn’t that significant in the big sweep of things. Losing though, that would have felt catastrophic, Continue reading →
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Spurs Preview
Gameweek 25 in the Premier League and it’s all to play for, boys and girls. And yeah, that is gameweek, Continue reading →
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Chelsea Preview (and Swansea and that)
Apart from mad twattings, open goal misses by Hugo Rodallega and hilarious Steven Caldwell mishaps at the back, Roberto Martinez’s Continue reading →
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